who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just cropdusted the office
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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