i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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