I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize