David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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