just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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