Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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