Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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