Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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