so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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