she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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