a queef is a wish your heart makes.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm gonna fight the coyote
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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