After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I didn't shave. On purpose
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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