Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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