wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
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he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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