I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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