This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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