I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Sorry my hands just texted you
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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