his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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