garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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