I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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