I'm eating all of the evidence.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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