If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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