Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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