do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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