make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Rumble strips road head = magical
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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