My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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