Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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