So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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