Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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