Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
smell my finger.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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