we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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