i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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