he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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