its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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