I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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