Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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