I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Randomize
