apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
why is half of my head shaved?
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