If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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