is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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