Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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