Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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