So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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