He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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