hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
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I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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