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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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