wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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