And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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