i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
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i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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