Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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