she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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