Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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