i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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