hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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