I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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