I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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